WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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