it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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