Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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