im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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