bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Dignity is for republicans.
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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