Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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