where am i from again
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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