Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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