btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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