"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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