Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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