So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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