im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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