that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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