there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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