I saw his package. It spoke to me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
the raccoons are back...
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