I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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