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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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