Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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