You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Randomize
