Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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