Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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