what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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