Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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