He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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