I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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