Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
