Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
is wine microwaveable?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
