your parents love me but you hate me
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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