I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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