On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize
