is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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