Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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