As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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