everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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