Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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