I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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