Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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