My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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