Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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