We're facebook friends in real life
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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