I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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