Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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