Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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