I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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