This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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