why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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