It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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