If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Me too!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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