12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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