We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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