You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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