i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize