Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Randomize
