So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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