I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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