He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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