how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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